So you’re an international man of mystery? What’s the best phone for a spy like you?

Saving the world from power hungry megalomaniacs is a time consuming business I bet. Whilst you’re busy foiling the bad guys, charming the ladies and engaging in blatant product placement you may overlook the important business of choosing the right smartphone for your endeavours.

Overlook this at your peril! Just imagine needing to call HQ whilst incarcerated in an evil lair as the lasers draw ever closer then, oh no, battery dead… shortly followed by you. This is why we’ve put together this life-saving guide to choosing the right smartphone for a spy.

In a recent survey of at least 10 people in the e2save.com office said they thought the XPhone would be pretty good call for a spy…

Will my XPhone impress the ladies?

Important things first. You bet it will. What’s not to like about the XPhone? Sleek design, high definition and vibration to die for, this phone will impress and entertain in equal measure. At 5 inches this screen proves that size IS important. Like you didn’t know that already.

… and will it impress the gents?

Its not just women that swoon at the XPhone. This phone is just as likely to melt the heart of the most hardened non denominational eastern european henchman as the glamorous ladies drifting through the casino. The dual speakers kick out a whopping beat and with bluetooth technology it’s a breeze connecting to the in-car stereo of your Aston Martin. Just remember not to leave the phone on the ejector seat.

Are my top secret documents secure?

You bet they are with the XPhone. With the latest fingerprint scanning technology only you can unlock the phone to get at your secret spy stuff. However this feature does put you at risk of having your fingerprints lasered off (with or without the use of Sharks or Piranhas) by your arch nemesis in order to access your thank you selfies from Her Majesty The Queen, God bless her.

Will my phone work from within a volcanic lair?

Yep. The XPhone comes with an excellent 4G bundle from EE that gets your coverage all over the world, with a dual sim for those expensive international anonymous calls. Then, once deep underground you can connect to the Wifi hotspot of your enemy (probably look for a network called 3V1LPL0T or SMURSHWIFI or something). Then you can continue checking into HQ using the handy Skype and WhatsApp mobile apps. With battery life lasting a mind boggling 48 hours there’s no rush to leave that underground hell hole until every last evil scheme is well and truly foiled.

Will my phone stop a bullet?

Probably not. But don’t quote us on that.

Is my identity safe?

As an internationally well known super spy it’s obviously vital for you to keep your identity top secret. Anonymous browsing and security controls ensure all your web browsing, emails and app usage is kept encrypted and secure. And if your phone is lost or stolen then a remote lock and wipe feature will ensure no one steals your identity and goes on a murderous rampage leaving you to take the fall.

In Summary

The XPhone. Sexy, secure, packed with gadgets and with connectivity to make even the most sceptical super villain blush. Do you expect me to talk? You bet!*

Alternatives to the XPhone

Oh, and if you can’t get your hands on the XPhone, why not check out some of these great smartphones for spies like you.

iPhone 6

The Apple iPhone 6 is the perfect companion to an international man of mystery; not only does it have a built-in fingerprint scanner ideal for keeping your secrets safe, but most importantly, it looks good too. Its 4.7-inch screen and super slim body is ideal for concealing in your jacket pocket if you ever get yourself into a sticky situation, while the Apple Health app can make sure you keep in shape in case you need to make a quick get away.

Sony Xperia Z3

Alternatively, there’s always the Sony Xperia Z3, Sony’s latest flagship. Offering a larger than life 5.2-inch display and a waterproof coating, the Z3 is the phone of the international spy. With a massive 20.7 megapixel camera you can easily snap any incriminating evidence to use against the bad guys, and thanks to the handset’s stylish glass paneling, you can be sure the ladies will love it too.

Samsung Galaxy S5

Finally there’s the Samsung Galaxy S5. Boasting both a fingerprint scanner and a waterproof case, the S5 is perhaps the best phone there is for an international man of mystery. With Samsung apps like S Health and S Translate, you can not only keep in shape, but also crack any codes written in foreign tongues…

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*The establishment wish to apologise for this terrible pun and it should in no way detract from the importance of this review.